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JM3: you leave for your show in Jerusalem yet?

SZ: yeah - on sat from Olsztyn
SZ: leaving for Jerusalem today at 7:30

JM3: Good luck

SZ: thx

JM3: You taking photos
JM3: Of your travels?

SZ: i’m going thru my bring/dont bring mode
SZ: mel gibson collection dvd box set - no

JM3: Decorative Faberge eggs - yes

SZ: my “Iran..Discover the Magic” Tshirt - probably not

JM3: Shit I need that

SZ: it’s great
SZ: theres a little stencil of a giraffe on it

JM3: Of course there is
JM3: That’s why you need to take photos - then you don’t have to bring things

SZ: right
SZ: “Jackal: The Secret Wars of Carlos the Jackal” as my inflight book - probably not
SZ: i dont think i can bring ANY book i have actually

JM3: Mmmmm - probably not

SZ: wait - History of the World
SZ: pretty neutral
SZ: but big

JM3: You have gear your bringing?

SZ: too paranoid - just this weekend warsaw flights to israel and the us banned EVERYTHING except Keys, passport and tampons

JM3: Perfect.
JM3: You can do an all-tampons set

SZ: also - the people there said the army might crack open any weird looking machine i had

JM3: Right

SZ: so yeah - all-tampon set

JM3: So you’re gonna borrow gar when you get there?
JM3: Gear

SZ: i figured - an abacus IS a computer - right - so i can build a computer out of tampons - problem solved

JM3: That’s true you’re right

SZ: i will have to be fast with my hands to be able to generate digital audio

JM3: Lol

SZ: just a theory - but i think it’s just a matter of speed

JM3: You need my fisheye pool-cam - http://…
JM3: It uses tampons for film

SZ: i’ll walk on stage at the international convention center in Jerusalem with a hand-made tampon abacus

JM3: a Tampacus

SZ: Exactly
SZ: ™
SZ: you took these with a tampon based fish eye cam?
SZ: i recognized your mom even without reading the header

JM3: That’s her
JM3: Well the film is made out of passports but the lens is all tampons

SZ: looks good

JM3: You need one

SZ: i’ll make one on the plane

JM3: Yes

SZ: the bathroom has tampons i think
SZ: and i can use my own passport
SZ: i’m sure customs wont mind

JM3: I picture these bangin techno sounds coming from the airplane bathroom
JM3: And everyone’s curious — what’s making that sound?!
JM3: …Then you emerge, with fistsfuls of tampons, to rounds of laughter and applause
JM3: The end

SZ: i shower the passengers with tampons
SZ: ok - i have to pack


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