Open Source won’t get you laid.

I just read Jaron Lanier (father of virtual reality, etc.)’s December blog post, “Long Live Closed-Source Software,” re: the open-source movement’s ability to create faithful copies and complete inability to innovate in the user space.

Although I use some open source software RELIGIOUSLY (Firefox web browser, QuickSilver, some web coding programs), Lanier’s totally fuckin right — NONE of the really interesting software is open-source. Damn. I was totally hoodwinked into thinking open-source was the future for EVERYTHING. (the funny thing is, Chad’s been saying “Fuck open source” like 18 months ago, so what’s up now mister virtual reality?) Open-source is great as a phenomenon and a fun way to waste time or do some busywork, but it simply doesn’t produce exciting things. (the only exception to this i can think of is rasterman’s Enlightenment).

By way of proving the point completely UN-scientificly, here are the ten coolest programs I’ve ever used. Many of these have in-/directly gotten me laid. No open source software can make that claim.

Most Exciting Software (Which Also Happens to be Closed Source)

  1. BeOS.
  2. LifeBlog.
  3. Macromind Director.
  4. Lightroom.
  5. After Effects.
  6. Skitch.
  7. Keynote.
  8. Kai’s Power Tools.
  9. iTunes.
  10. Delicious Library.
  11. Bits on Wheels.
  12. Jitter.

I’ll say one more thing — open source is about potential. The best open source software is all software to make more software: vim, emacs, subversion. Programmers love making tools to make tools. But potential is not delivery. Especially when you’re in a hurry to create something.

LOCK IT DOWN! :-)

Final disclaimer: when I was a coder, I open-sourced my own code (and I would do it again), and I fought to open source my team’s code. Open source is a great learning tool for new programmers. And showing work in progress is a great way to bolster confidence, avoid pitfalls, and find inspiration. It’s just not a process for delivering great experiences.

Followup: I thought of an exception: Adium. Go Adium! You are the only open-source software under active development with an exceptional experience, as we used to say at Organic.

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